What did the Fake taxi driver say about his sexy encounter with the hot British pornstar Catalia Valentine?
When I saw that slut Catalia Valentine hailing the cab this afternoon, my dick started to tingle. She said she was headed to Big Dickins, and while she meant to say Deakins, she wasn’t actually that far off from the truth.
Catalia didn’t recognize me from six months prior because I had shaved my beard, but after I told her she looked familiar, she remembered my tongue deep in her pussy. I convinced her it would be more fun to fuck me than to get her hair done at Big Deakins, and the minute I came to the backseat she grabbed my cock.
Catalia wasted no time and started giving me a blowjob and my cock all over her big tits. I ate her out and made her cum with my fingers, then fucked her tight pussy hard all over the taxi. Finally, while fucking her doggystyle out the side of the door, I dropped a huge creampie inside of her. She’s probably still dripping it out to this day!
After video editing Sahara nite in a brilliantly funny FakeTaxi video, I was delighted to see that she is now also appearing in this new Brazzers video called Sexy Doctor Adventures
Dr. Sahara Knite has been having a hidden love affair for weeks with her co-worker, Danny D. But with his wife still in the picture, Sahara is giving him an ultimatum, and he’s giving her his dick!
Right there in the the emergency room, with their patient a foot away, Sahara drops to her knees and deepthroats that big dick she’s come to love. Ditching her lab coat to reveal a perky little set of tits, Sahara stretches her tight ass wide so that her wet pussy can swallow up every inch of cock he can give her!
This woman needs 50CC’s of cum stat and after pumping her for as long as he can stand to, Dr. Danny glazes this Harvard educated slut in a warm load!
OK, let’s me make it clear from the start, I am not making this money anymore. I just want to make that clear. Just in case you think this will be a Get Rich Quick guide.
In 2014, I started my XXXVideoEditor blog. I had bought the domain name a few years before, but I had never really used it. I was working hard for FakeHub, editing videos on the Public Agent, Fake Taxi and Fake Cop brand.
However, I soon decided that I might as well start posting blog articles. I don’t really have a lot to say and I find writing long blog articles about porn very difficult. So I decided to look at videos from Brazzers, DigitalPlayground, MOFOS and RealityKings. I noticed that they have great scene descriptions that would be perfect to add to my blog.
I simply copied and pasted their scene descriptions along with a screenshot of the scene straight onto my blog. After a few months, I found that my blog was getting ranked on Google. Some articles were getting rated on the top ten keyword search terms that people were looking for.
My theory was that people found the trailer and then went searching for the full video. But my blog would never have the full video, of course. Instead my porn post would just have a Click here for Full Video link that would take them to the main page of Brazzers, RealityKings, DigitalPlayground or Mofos.
This generated some commission for me. Every time somebody signed up to that particular porn site, I would receive commission by using my affiliation code. I was very happy to generate one or two sales per day if I was lucky. It was like a beer money fund for me.
However, my big break-through came when Brazzers started to create porn adverts for Porn Hub, YouPorn, RedTube etc. The would have a square HTML 5 video that would play along side a tube video on these major porn tube sites. Each video would have a tagline on it. So when Brazzers launched a porn advert called “Don’t Cum or I’ll Scream for my Husband”, people where then marching on google for that video.
This Kiki Minaj video was re-tagged as “Don’t Cum or I’ll Scream for my Husband”, and used as HTML 5 porn ad videos.
If you can imagine the amount of traffic that these popular porn tube sites get, and then think of how many people see that porn advert. What I decided to do was instead of creating posts using the original scene name, I would look for these tag-lined porn ads and create porn blogs with those as a title.
So when I created a blog post called ‘Don’t Cum or I’ll Scream for my Husband”, I went straight to the top of google because hardly anyone else was doing this. My web site traffic went from less that 1000 hits per day to nearly 40,000 per day. Once I had 4 or 5 blog posts within the top three of google, I was generating 5 -10 sales per day. This was $25 – $30 per sign up.
Other videos that made great sales
Things went crazy for me when DigitalPlayground release their Captain America XXX porn parody. I was top of google for anyone searching for Captain America porn. That is when the sales went through the roof and at one stage I was earning $5000 per month.
BUT all good things must come to an end. I’m not sure what suddenly I started slipping down the google ranking at a fair rate of knots. I have found that it could of been a number of reasons.
1. A new google algorithm penalties any site with sign up codes. 2. Other web sites with greater domain authority start copying my methods. 3. A Russian hacker had cloned my site (yes this actually happened)
So my days of earning $1000 in porn commission dried up just as fast as it started. I was, however able to use the money to save up for a deposit on a new house and buy a new car. So all those affiliate webmaster banners with the big dollar signs and fast cars and big houses, were actually not just a pipe dream.
Editing this Fake Taxi video featuring Sahara Knite was pure enjoyment from start to finish. Her funny one liners and sexy body in tight fitting gym gear, made this British Fake Taxi video a blast to edit.
Sahara Knite jumps on to the back of John’s cab after her workout. She complains to him that her fitness instructor didn’t really push her hard enough. She explains that she could go another 30 minutes at least.
She over hears the taxi driver muttering that she could go 30 minutes on his cock if he liked. When she confronted him about that comment, he was very happy to hear that she was more than happy to get a full cock workout in the back of his London cab.
Before Sahara Knite could start sucking the drivers big white cock, she had to take a piss. She had no choice but to squat down next the the taxi and piss on the floor. She actually liked the fact that the horny taxi driver watch her piss all over the floor. She though she was never going to stop. All the water that she had drank in the gym just flooded out of her.
I think the line “I like hairy armpits, hairy pussy and hairy arseholes”, will go down in FakeTaxi history.
I thought I would put together a blog post about wet pussy. As I was writing this blog I got thinking about who would I like to see if there was a wet pussy games ever invented. Just like in the Olympics there would be different events and pornstars from around the world would compete to show off there wet pussy skills.
Obviously a squirting discipline would be needed. I think a squirting wet pussy game would have to judge on who can squirt the furthest or who can squirt to the most juice by metric volume.
Check out these contenders for the squirting wet pussy games favourites :
Dillion Harper in
Eva Angelina in
I would also like to see a eating wet pussy champion too. Which pornstar is able to eat the most pussy in an allotted time. I think 5 minutes would be the time limited. Each wet pussy licking contestant would eat as much pussy in 5 minutes and see how often they needed to come up for air.
My wet pussy eating contenders would be from the following :
Tory Lane, Bonnie Rotten from
Diamond Jackson, Jasmine Webb from
I’m sure there would be plenty of other wet pussy games that world famous pornstar could compete in. Let’s hope that someone from the major porn producing companies is reading this 2018 porn blog post.
Yes, editing Georgie Lyall video is such a chore…NOT! I’ve edited Georgie Lyall in Fake Driving School and Fake Taxi videos, so I was very happy to hear that I would also be editing her in a Public Agent video.
Here’s the Georgie Lyall Lost in Prague Official Scene Description
I was walking when I came across Georgie Lyall wearing a pretty dress with flowers on it. Georgie was in Prague on holiday, and had taken a wrong turn and gotten lost. She was meant to be at the center, but she had ended up on the edge of the city.
She asked me if I had some change so she could take the bus, but I only had big bills, so I told her I would pay her 200 euro to show me her big Scottish tits. That was easy for a gal like Georgie, so for 600 more, I asked her if she would suck my dick!
We walked into the woods and Georgie showed me her big tits and ass again and my dick got hard, then she gave me a sloppy blowjob. I fucked Georgie doggystyle up against a street then on the ground, and when I was ready to cum she squeezed her big boobs together to catch all my cum!
I have the good fortune of having a great wife with a great pair of tits. Whenever we go out anywhere, her boobs are out on show whether I like it or not. Even in winter time, she struggles to find a winter coat that ties those big juggs down.
So I have to expect that, due to biology and human nature, that other guys are going to notice her breasts and have a crafty look at them, hoping that I don’t notice. However, 9 out of 10 times I do actually catch guys looking at her impressive cleavage. To be honest, it doesn’t make me angry at all. I can hardly blame them.
The game I like to play, especially around supermarkets, is to watch guys walking towards us. Then just as they look at my wife boobs, they see me looking them straight in the eye. I then enjoy the different reactions I get.
The normal reaction from other guys is for them to just look away and pretend they didn’t look at her tits. But the best reaction for me is when they know they have got caught looking and they give me the look of shame. Instead of me getting angry with them, I simply give them a wink and we exchange an approving nod.
Check out these videos of sexy wives with big tits.
Now I have told my wife about this little game I play, and she is adamant that she never notices men looking at her tits. The only time that it becomes obvious is when she is out in the nightclubs and drunk guys just tell her that she has great tits.
You can see my wife’s big tits wobble and bounce over at my YouTube channel. Here are .
So if you have a wife or girlfriend with big tits, you just have to accept the fact that men are going to be looking at them whether you like it or not.
Why do women at the gym look so sexy all the time? Let’s be honest here. If you were to be invited into the women’s locker room after a long workout, the last thing I would want to do is to lick her sweaty pussy. I also think that the last thing she would want to do is suck your sweaty balls.
BUT gym bunnies do look hot in that tight fitting lycra gym gear. I personally think that it’s the tight fitting Lycra that is the real turn on here. So maybe I have a Lycra fetish. I have heard that other guys like to see the occasional sweat batch in women’s arse crack…but that’s not or me. The last thing that turns me on is sweat!
If a woman is confident enough to wear tight fitting gym wear, then good for her. Whether she has the body for it or not, I applaud any gym babe that can walk into a gym wearing Lycra that shows off all her lumps and bumps. She is in fact there to lose those wobbly bits, so let’s get behind those ladies…literally!
Check out these hot women that love to get fucked during their sweaty workouts in their personal gyms.
Nicole Aniston –
Allie Haze –
Eve Madison –
Another turn off for me is those over confident women who look down in disgust at women who may not be in the most ideal shape to wear lycra. There’s nothing worse, for me, than a woman at the gym thinking that she is god’s gift to men and thinks that everyone is looking at her in admiration…but they probably are.
If you want the full experience of a full web site devoted to hot babes getting fucked in the gym, then head over to – Every scene features some of the hottest women from Europe in there skin tight gym gear getting her pussy wet and fucked.
Well if you are stupid enough to cheat on your wife, then to be honest, there’s not much you can do…or is there? (Disclaimer : If you try this at home and your wife kicks you in the balls, it’s your own fault).
The most important thing to think about is how would your wife feel about having a threesome? I would guess that the percentage of wives that would be happy to fuck you with another woman would be very low.
Unless of course your wife is either very very forgiving, or she is a nymphomaniac. I would think that if your wife was truly a nymphomaniac, then you would have no need to cheat on her at all. Being able to have ‘sex on tap’ is every guys dream, right.
However, in the world of porn, there are plenty of stories that would led you to believe that a lot of cheated on wives are happy to turn bisexual after seeing your cock deep in a another woman’s pussy. The guys at Brazzers.com use this fantasy in plenty of there top rated HD porn videos.
Check out these examples of guys getting caught fucking other women and getting away with it.